Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
In July, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In August, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In June, I recruited imperatorr as a new cultist (30 points). In December, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In January, I stopped imperatorr from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In November, I sacrificed kungfufooey to Cthulhu (500 points).
In short, I have been very good (435 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant, TIASIAN
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... I find the stuff involving JR a bit hard to believe, actually.